Why God Created Children
Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
The story starts on the left. Have fun reading it.
'Because I am your Father and I said so!' God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants.
A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!
'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?' God asked.
'Uh huh,' Adam replied.
'Then why did you?' said the Father.
'I don't know,' said Eve.
'She started it!' Adam said.
'Did not!' 'Did too!' 'DID NOT!'
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
Advice for the Day:Be nice to your kids.
They will choose your nursing home one day.
But there is a reassurance in the story!
If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
Things to Think About!
'Take two aspirin' and 'keep away from children'!!